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Cats. Who doesn’t love cats? Sure, they may be…well…stubborn, and sometimes they have bad tempers, but we love them anyway, like the suckers we are.
1.When Kitty Eyes are Smiling- Marc Gunn
When kitty eyes are smiling, all the world, it is their play
With a leap, your Cat is soaring
Now your shoelace is his prey
When kitty hearts are happy, against your leg you’ll feel them rub
And when kitty eyes are smiling, you can’t help falling in love
When you get a cat, be prepared to take on a lot of responsibility. That being said, cats are a lot to be around, to play with, and to snuggle with. Even when they knock over lamps and eat your plants.
2.Lord of the Pounce- Marc Gunn
Pounce, Pounce, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the Pounce, said he
I’ll run under feet, wherever you may be
And I’ll leap on you when I pounce, said he
However, cats are very playful, and quite mischievous. They have a knack for scratching up couches, hanging on drapes, Taking your pencils when you’re in the middle of homework/drawing, Attacking your feet QUIT IT QUIT IT
3.Kitten is angry- Lemon Demon
Kitten is angry, kitten is offended.
Fur standing out and little claws extended.
Darting around and meowing quite a bit,
and throwing such a hissy fit.
I don't know what to make of it.
However, woe be to the human who makes a Cat angry! They hiss/spit/ bite/scratch at whoever is foolish enough to get in their way. Even if all they got upset over was at a stupid stuffed animal that fell on them.
Bonus song- Wild Kitty- Marc Gunn
It began at an ale house while hunting for fish.
The back door was left open. Some food they'd not miss.
But the landlord he caught me and took me out back,
And said if you're good I'll bring milk for to lap.
And it's no nay never,
No nay never no more,
Will I be a wild kitty.
No never no more.
And for all the Stray, wild cats out there-May they find caring, loving homes.