Dec. 27th, 2005

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I GOT CUBIVORE!

I GOT CUBIVORE!

I GOT ONE THE RAREST GAMES FOR THE GAMECUBE

AND YOU DIDN'T!

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

...I actually have a funny story behind this.

It was the day of december 26, the day after christmas. I, being pleased with my christmas presents, had desired no more.

Then I was handed 17 dollars, and told to go buy what I wanted from gamestop. I thought 'Cool! I can maybe buy a new dance pad for DDR: Mario mix.' So, with the green slips of paper in my hand, I went in.

I saw the pads, then saw that they were 19.99. Money I didn't have. While lamenting over this sad fact, I turned to the gamecube section, hoping I'd find something I could buy.

And I froze.

There, sitting in the very front of the used games rack, was Cubivore. The game that was incredibly rare. The game I thought I'd never play in my lifetime.

And there it was, just out of reach, the Dagger of Ti-I mean, Cubivore.

I first touched it, making sure it was real, and not just some horrible halucination.

It was real.

After that inital delight, I then put my gaze upon the price.

39.99.

OUCH.

I lamented, for how would I afford such a game?

Lo and behold, the face of the Messiah appeared before me.

"My child," The king of kings said softly to me, "I have decreed that you shall have this game of rarity for being such a good servant."

I stared at him blankly. "But I haven't been to church in ages, Jesus."

The lord of lords smiled at me. "Do not fear, my child. You shall be rewarded."

"Is this a bribe?"

Jesus said nothing, so I took it as that.

"Well, what do I do, my lord?" I asked him. "This game is 40 bucks! I only have 17."

Jesus smiled again. "My daughter, do not worry. I shall provide. Go beg your mother for it."

"...uh...okay...."

"Oh, and by the way-look not upon page 15 of the manual."

"Huh? Why no-AAGAHG!"

The lord Jesus gently sighed, and sent me on my way.

After finding my mother, I begged her to help me purchase that which was rare. After a lot of "But you told that Persia game with the sand was rare!" "It is, but not as rare as this one! PLZ MOM!" She agreed.

But she could only get the money the next day, when the banks opened.

cue ' AHLAHASDAS NUUUU I'LL GET IT BY TRADING IN! :DDDDD LOLZ!'

Cue finding out that it wasn't enough.

Cue tears.

Cue mother, being upset with me and wishing I'd taken my medicine.

The next day, I got the rest of my money and rushed to the store.

Or waited for the bus to get there. Whatever.

I rushed inside, flanked by my mother, who was muttering something about 'kids these days.'

I rushed over to the game cube section, looking for where I had hidden the game.

It wasn't there.

Cue tears, yet again.

Until the nice manager person-guy thing asked me politely, "Hey, are you the ones that wanted that Cubihore game?" If I could have, I would have hugged him.

Making my purchase with the greatest of ease, I walked out of the store gripping that which was Cubivore.

"Now my child, do you see that I have provided for you?" the disembodied head of Jesus asked me.

and " ^_____________________________________________^" was my only reply.

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