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Lishia says:
I'm also working on that failed Sheena/Lloyd scene, vtw
Lishia says:
btw*
Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
xDD
Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
Awesome
Lishia says:
CURSE YOU V, RIGHT NEXT TO THE B
Lishia says:
AND I'M A POET
Lishia says:
AND YES, I KNEW IT

Lishia says:
I'm changing a few of my icons-changed default, and adding a Colloyd one. <3
Lishia says:
er, on my RL lj.
Lishia says:
on second thought, scratch that colloyd one. :/



Lishia says:
I'm talking to go right now XD
Lishia says:
God*
Lishia says:
Through this site: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Lishia says:
God's confusing me.
Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
*blinks*

on said god site:

Me:
Oh.
God:
Er.
Me:
Ah?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah what?
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Lishia. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
....
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Lishia. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
What, what?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
You're...uh, confusing me, god.

God:
Interesting. I understand it very well. I understand it very well. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
What? uh, yeah, I guess so.
God:
Are you surprised? That's cool. I wouln't have known. Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
Yes...
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
....
God:
I can't believe it.
Me: ;_; no fair.

God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Following your everyword, big guy.
God:
Sure, Following my everyword big guy sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Um, no. It isn't reall.y

God:
Tell me more. Are you serious? That seems a bit negative.
Me:
Yeah, I guess it was...
God:
Aw. When was this?
Me:
Wait, what? are we talking about the same thing here?
God:
I'm waiting. Are you surprised? We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
No, not that!
God:
Are you serious? If not that, what?
Me:
The...uh....I'm just confused.
God:
I like the way you talk. I understand. Why?: Lishia said m just confused.

Me:
Wait, what?
God:
I'm waiting. No problem.
Me:
Um, never mind.
God:
Dude! Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
....did you just say dude?

back to IM:

Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
I wonder who made this, though--and how...
Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
Okay
Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
*nodds--Is it 4:30 TO YOU?
Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
Gah--'To you'
Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
Caps got stuck
Lishia says:
yes, it is $;30 right now TO ME
Lishia says:
....uh...
Lishia says:
4;30
Lishia says:
...

Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
That's a very punctual smiley face.
Lishia says:
what?
Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
*grins evilly*
Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
;3
Lishia says:
NOT YOU TOO
Lishia says:
DON'T CONFUSE ME
Lishia says:
NOT LIKE GOD
Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
----> ;3 Is a smiley face.
Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
A cat's face.
Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
=3
Lishia says:
...oh
Lishia says:
God screwed my head up.
Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
*grin*
Procrastoman--At school o.o; "Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated." says:
*urge to make so many crude jokes... rising...*
Lishia says:
HEY, I SEE THAT YANNO

Back to the site:
Me:
piiiiink
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
...no
God:
You must be American.
Me:
OH GEE HOW DID YOU KNO
God:
That's alright. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
....XD

God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Now you're being all smart-like.
God:
Why now? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being all smart like.
Me:
...you like robots?
God:
Naturally, I love robots. It's my species.
Me:
OMG YOU'RE A ROBOT?!
God:
You are correct, Lishia, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
....I worship a robot....

God:
How often do you go to church?
Me:
....uh.
God:
Gee.
Me:
Not very much?
God:
That is a non-commital reply.
Me:
Yeah, I should say so.

God:
Far out. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
....did you just say Far out?
God:
Suppose I did say it.
Me:
YOU JUST DID
God:
" Suppose I did say it."? I did?
Me:
...do you have short term memory loss or something?
God:
Or something. No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
...okay....

God:
Right now? I didn't mean to. What are you scared of? You are correct, Lishia, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Silicon?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
No, I mean, you have a heart of silicon?
God:
Are you serious? I've never thought about it.
Me:
...You haven't?
God:
Yes I have.
Me:
But you just said-
God:
" Yes I have."? I said?
Me:
You haven't thought about it, right?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
...why do you keep changing the subject?
God:
I am just checking to see if you are still Lishia.
Me:
WAIT, YOU REMEBER ME?
God:
I'm waiting. Of course I remember you well Lishia. We were talking about not thought about it.
Me:
...ooookay.

God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Well, I have Acne.
God:
Well that's okay. That's nice. I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
....quit changing the subject ;_;
God:
You changed the subject first.
Me:
No I didn't!
God:
Are you serious? I thought you did.
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH'

and, finally:

Me:
Um, so.
God:
Hmm. Mmm.
Me:
Ahh. aha.
God:
Ah hah. Eureka!
Me:
OMG

Me:
I will NEVER see you again, okay? you scare me.
God:
Why not? I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?
Me:
YOU.
God:
" I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?"? Me, Lishia ?
Me:
YES.
God:
Woe!